STAYIN’ ALINE and speed — Whether You’re A Brother or John Travolta’s Mother, You’re Staying Alive! – The ‘New York Times Effect On Man’ – The Bee Gees Unintended “Life-Saver” Song is 13-15% slower than you’ve been told. Real speed, links, and tempo graphs.

Stayin' Alive

Stayin’ Alive (Photo credit: tinou bao)

Stayin' Alive

Stayin’ Alive (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Durango Tig Talk Show - 5º entrevistado

Durango Tig Talk Show – 5º entrevistado (Photo credit: Durango Tig)

Cardiopulmonary resuscitation has become associated with the speed of the song STAYIN’ ALIVE by the Bee Gees, many of whom are now dead.

From the precision measurements made by Matherton of Meanspeed® Music, it seems that the 110-120 beats per minute called for by the various Heart Foundations is a speed called for in the abstract, while the reality of the song is in fact:

mean arithmetic speed=103.6 beats per minute

average beat=0.5915 seconds.

Staying Alive The Bee Gees speed graph - brenda silverman shore school_30_390

Staying Alive The Bee Gees speed graph – brenda silverman shore school_30_390

Staying Alive The Bee Gees speed graph - brenda silverman shore school_54-126

Staying Alive The Bee Gees speed graph – brenda silverman shore school_54-126

Staying Alive The Bee Gees speed graph - brenda silverman shore school_60_120

Staying Alive The Bee Gees speed graph – brenda silverman shore school_60_120

Staying Alive The Bee Gees speed graph - brenda silverman shore school_102_105_7746

Staying Alive The Bee Gees speed graph – brenda silverman shore school_102_105_7746

These charts show from the longest view, that being the view with the most elongated y-axis, 30-390, to a medium range via, 60-120 bpm on the y-axis and the close up of 103-106 bpm that the song slower than the one given speed that everyone copied but no one bothered to measure.

The difference in the speeds in is the same as the difference between Sting’s Field Of Gold (104 bpm) and Metallica’s Enter Sandman (121 bpm).  I do not know if this 13% difference in what is represented by the main “Just Let Me Copy Your Paper I’m Too Lazy To Check The Math” stream press will make a difference in a person’s living or dying.  I do know that if you are running a family company business, you’ll want to have every employee knowing how to perform CPR.  Using a song is fine, but the wrong speed may kill someone.

For songs between 110-120, comb the web and there are plenty of songs – or you can use this one, but be aware to keep up the pace and not go “Bee Gees mellow” on your pacing.

Keep hearts alive, keep business alive.

And nope, this is not an April Fool’s joke.  Those jokes are found in over half the sponsored and innocently or lazily wrong articles below.

Ian A Schneider

J Winters Matherton

Family | Company | Business

April 1, 2013

Is this man using a watch?  Does it matter?

known information on CPR and pump speed of the arms as of 04/01/13

THE Bee Gees hit Stayin’ Alive is at the heart of a new campaign launched today — to save the lives of cardiac arrest victims.

The British Heart Foundation wants people to use chest compressions on heart attack cases instead of trying to give the kiss-of-life.

It says that pumping the chest at between 110 and 120 beats per minute — the same rate as the 1978 hit — is more effective than a poor breath resuscitation attempt.

The charity is launching the TV campaign, backed by the UK Resuscitation Council, aiming to give people confidence to use the CPR technique.

HARDMAN footballer-turned-actor demonstrates CPR in ‘Stayin’ Alive’ ad

Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/woman/health/health/4037595/Bee-Gees-hit-Stayin-Alive-used-for-new-cardiac-arrest-victims-campaign.html#ixzz2PDc5Xcfm

Today’s ‘N Word’ is Tomorrow’s ‘C word’- How the CBS® #YR & #BB family-company-business box scores for Wednesday, March 6, 2013 Display Shared Meaning Elements, Sometimes Making One Un-easy. Phil Collins “Do You Remember?” – Missing Timing & Rhythm Graph video?

Phil Collins & Genesis Concert - Celebrating 2...

Phil Collins & Genesis Concert – Celebrating 200,000 Views with a Wink! (Photo credit: Anirudh Koul)

Young woman eve

Young woman eve (Photo credit: @Doug88888)

WARNING – today’s topic suitable for 18 years of age and older.

After watching the Young and the Restless episode, I turned to my wife and said, “have you ever see the movie or so you know the joke the ‘Aristocrats‘?  She had not.  So I asked, did the character actually open the first part of the show say what he did?  Do you remember? (the Phil video, chart explained).  She said no.  I said, man, (we even call our wives “man” in the – I guess if I was married to a man I call him man too – whatever). I said, I don’t know – I entered the second sentence word for word, and my Google results were all radically sexual – from sex addiction to dangerous sexual practices.  That is a thing that all should know about the English language.  It has the *fewest* words that define actual individual things, yet with the most words of any language, we have the most synonyms and shared meaning elements than any other language.  What does that do?  Logically it keeps lawyers in business because the definitions of English words are not *all* forms of algorithms.  Still, with lines like that, you wonder if there should be a rating on the show.  Maybe I got the dress rehearsal version and got fooled. Barring such circumstantial oddities, I never even made it out of the Google area that gets *out* of [unusual] sexual practices – I think that was page 3 and thought – great, the Thought Police are watching.  Having fun maybe?  Very racy.

Do We not All remember the days of the bliss of michael and lauren - Phil Collins tempo chart

Do We not All remember the days of the bliss of michael and lauren – Phil Collins tempo chart

Lauren Fenmore baldwin as played by Tracey E. Bregman - getting heated a while ago

Lauren Fenmore baldwin as played by Tracey E. Bregman – getting heated a while ago

Mr. Joe Greco of Cheaters® - should be hired by Michael Baldwin?

Mr. Joe Greco of Cheaters® – should be hired by Michael Baldwin?

The Beatles I'm Only Sleeping In 3d

The Queen of the England

The Queen of the England

New York City in the Age Of The Evil Ugly Tyrant Bloomberg

New York City in the Age Of The Evil Ugly Tyrant Bloomberg

young and the restless - family- company-business- sheet - 3.06.13_0121

young and the restless – family- company-business- sheet – 3.06.13_0121

English: The Young and the Restless, logo of t...

English: The Young and the Restless, logo of the serial on CBS Français : Les Feux de l’Amour, logo du feuilleton sur TF1 (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

young and the restless - family- company-business- sheet - 3.06.13

young and the restless – family- company-business- sheet – 3.06.13

“Dreaming While You Sleep” | a tempo breakdown | Genesis’ warning about being careless behind the wheel

Las Vegas police officers stand Thursday near a wrecked car near the intersection of Decatur Boulevard and Spring Mountain Road. Four people were killed and eight were hurt after the car hit an RTC bus stop. The driver, Gary Lee Hosey Jr., 24, was among the injured and is suspected of being drunk, police Sgt. Richard Strader said. Roads were closed in the area as emergency responders attended to the victims and police continued their investigation of the accident.

meanspeed®-carlton summary

song=”Dreaming While You Sleep”

composers, performers=Genesis/Phil Collins, Mike Rutherford, Tony Banks

mean speed/median expected tempo=102 beats per minute

average beat=0.5882 seconds

“NEVER DRIVE TIRED, DRUNK or IN ANY WAY ILLEGALLY.”  -  Mike Rutherford, Genesis

Ian Andrew Schneider

Family Company Business

November 16, 2012